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Doing the “write” thing…

I probably have already addressed this situation enough as it is, but I wouldn’t feel like I was complete or that was it resolved without writing my specific peace on it. So. Here I am. Unscrewing the top of my head and pouring out the contents of my heart and …

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When she says, “Me Too.”

  My timeline has been flooded with a heart-stopping reality. Since I’ve begun engaging with Facebook and social media in general, women have made up a large percentage of my followers. Knowing this, it makes sense that as I scroll through Twitter and Facebook, the #MeToo hashtag is simply everywhere …

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Black with a capital “B”

  I’m not a Grammar Nazi. I used to be. I used to talk big shit about how people incorrectly used language and punctuation, but all it did was make me look like a steaming pile of English shit because 1) I’m not perfect at it my damn self and …

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Stop Treating Black Business Like A Plan B

  Sometimes, I log-in to Facebook JUST to see what everyone is mad about. It’s like a daily occurrence. Someone or something pisses off one person and that person shares the incident…leading others to share it…and next thing you know you got a new thing to be outraged about. It’s …

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Make America Aiight Again

Waking up to CNN notifications that 50+ were killed and over 200 injured (now well over 500) was a mindfuck if I ever had one.  It may be politically incorrect for me to call this man crazy, but I don’t know how else to describe a motherfucker shooting at random …

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Thank You, Hugh…

The original Playboy has died. Hugh Hefner. This pretty much guarantees I’m going to see well-intended jokes about sexuality and nudity and all kinds of perverted shit flooding my social media timelines for the remainder of the day. But I’d be hugely remiss in the legacy of Hugh if I …

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Simon Says Boycott

From the very beginning, I thought boycotting the NFL was pointless. I still do. And I plan to tune in to watch the Chicago Bears get their asses kicked all over the field by whichever team they just so happen to be playing on any given Sunday. The fact of …

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The Death of the Bandera

Imagine your entire maternal side of your family being completely wiped the fuck out by giant, screaming, fire-breathing sea turtle by the name of Maria. I know. The shit sounds like some fucking overblown scene out of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trilogy and a dash of Game of Thrones …

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The Thing Titties and Happiness Have In Common

I am uberly proud to proclaim I reached an epiphany. It was an important realization as I continue my arduous journey through life before I hopefully age gracefully and ultimately kick the big bucket in the sky and become maggot food. It’s important because it will now allow me to …

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Contrary To Popular Belief

I’m a damn good writer. Really. I am. I don’t normally toot my own horn. I typically let the followers of my work hop on my dick and whisper sweet nothings about how awesome I am in my ear. But for the sake of this writing, I gotta claim my …

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